Seriously funny. Someone I used to know had (in his youth) occasional long dry spells during which female charms were conspicuously absent. In other words, he couldn’t get a leg over. To address this issue, my friend went and bought a series of cucumbers, which he hollowed out and used as receptacles for his pent-up passion. This all worked just fine..until –
He found himself getting hard-ons in the fruit markets while passing the cucumber trays.
At this point, he decided to give up his addiction to green vegetables.
Which brings me to wonder – if, in order to stave off premature ejaculation, a guy regularly thinks of, say, his male boss, or his grandma – could he perhaps find himself getting aroused next time he gets called into the office for a performance chat, or sitting down with nan for a cup of tea? So, just a word of warning – be careful what you get erotically attached to, it could be embarrassing.