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What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s never happened to you?

The most embarrassing thing that’s NEVER happened to me is farting while receiving oral pleasure.  I have to say that there’ve been times when I’ve thought about it.  Wished for it even.  But my resolve was always too strong.

Just the very thought…him, snuffling away dutifully (or passionately as the case may be), you, moaning ecstatically, then suddenly…a strange expression crosses his (admittedly probably not very visible) face, he blenches, he falls, he gasps…

It’d be a real test of the strength of your relationship, and that’s the best I can say about it.

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Rose has two blogs, www.butimbeautiful.wordpress.com, and www.turnipsforbreakfast.wordpress.com. Enjoy!

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