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What is a douchebag?

Ok I admit I’m just time wasting.

What the hell is a douchebag?

Is it something for maintaining vaginal hygiene? Like, you have this bag full of douche, and you fling it at your fanny, and it dispenses all of its fragrant feminine douche all over you much to the delight of your lover who can now go to the deep south without fear of asphyxiation?

Or is it something you actually stick up yourself like a sort of slow-release tampon, so that when your boyfriend sticks his penis in, it comes out smelling of lily of the valley instead of anchovies?

Ok it’s time to google….

A douche bag is used as an aid for feminine hygiene purposes. It is usually filled with warm water and some cleansing solution.  OR, the container for a douche. A douche is a stream of water, often containing medicinal or cleansing agents, that is applied to a body part or cavity for hygienic or therapeutic purposes.

So THAT’s what a douchebag is.  Actually it sounds quite nice.  Fragrant, hygienic, sexy, totally unnecessary, and you have to have a degree in physics to use it…just like ME!

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17 responses »

  1. Yep, I’m just farting around too! Not only do I have writers-block, I have sewing-block as well. What I really need is farting-around-on-the-internet-block….do you think there’s a douche for that?

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    • Could be! It’s just a blocked kind of day!

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      • I’m a bit better! Had a talk with a friend on the phone and she did a good job of kicking the moroseness out of me…reminded me it doesn’t matter if nothing is happening in my life at the moment, that it’s called fiction, so it’s okay to just make shit up. So I am!

        So, that takes care of the writers block…as to the sewing block…still blocked! Think I’ll go back to writing!

      • I like that idea – yeah it is just about making shit up! Let’s not get so serious and stuck about it, huh! After all, there’s always the re-write!

      • Very true! I must admit, your saying that you’re writing 3000 words a day was kind of a kick in the pants for me too! Geez, with diligence and skill, that could be a novel a month! (yeah, I know, not so simple, but…)

  2. Thank you. That was bizarre.
    You should probably also have a look at what Urban Dictionary says about it…

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  3. Yep, thanks Rose… I know a few Douchebags… i.e. “An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intellegence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears.” but I’ve never had a use for one, and that either variety.

    CS

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  4. whiteladyinthehood

    Beautiful, you are delightfully wicked. I laughed until I hurt.

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  5. PostModernSingle

    Ha. Was pondering the very same thing this morning. Who needs UD and wikipedia when there is you?

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