New Message to: Olivia Harris-Finke on Facebook
New Message to: Rose O’Brady on Facebook
I beg your pardon?
You mean you don’t remember?
No I’m afraid I don’t. But then I haven’t heard from you for ten years, Rose darling, so I’m probably slightly behind the eight ball. (What is the eight ball, by the way?)
So what have I won, exactly?
You won the bet.
Hey anyway you were the one who stopped answering my emails. I thought maybe you moved or something. But then I looked you up on Facebook last month and everything was just the same, so maybe it wasn’t that after all.
Of course I didn’t stop answering YOUR emails. It was you who stopped answering mine. I thought it was because your ISP had cut you off, or something of the sort.
Well you know how you’re always forgetting to pay bills. I even wrote a letter, and you never answered that either!
Well maybe we both just forgot. Isn’t that supposed to happen when people get married and have kids? Who needs friends when you’ve got a nuclear family!
Anyway let’s get off this frigging thing! Email me! firstname.lastname@example.org.