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Introducing the Magnificent, the Talented, the Blogolicious!

STAR ON THE FOREHEAD!!!!!

Star on the Forehead is possibly the most MULTI person I’ve met (in cyberspace).  She has:

LOTS OF AWARDS – 16 of them to be precise!

She dates!

She eats!

She reviews books!

She writes poetry!

She volunteers!

And amid all this fervid activity, Star has been kind enough to give ME a Sunshine Award.  This blog has yet to feature a Sunshine Award so I’m grabbing it with both hands and running away with it, FAST.

The rules of the Award are to pass it on to ten people and then tell the world ten things about yourself.  Ten is a lot but here goes:

Adreyo’s Poetry.  I mean, how good is this!

Most human beings
Live too far away
From the tunnel
That leads
Out of Blunderland.

Kylemew, who has a dirty mind but a very engaging grin.

Thypolar’s Life Uncensored.  Struggling through trying to learn life’s lessons – aren’t we all.

Interesting Boredom.  Try http://interestingboredom.wordpress.com/2012/06/07/when-you-died-in-my-arms/, it’s very moving.

Southern Wild, who is my idea of a sweet southern belle (not being from the US myself I don’t exactly know, but…).

Tutankhamon, who features some seriously gorgeous music (and women)

Peanutbutter Stilettos, on the joys and sorrows of being young (which I’ve mostly forgotten now)

Text History, because she writes SO well (and is awe-inspiringly literate)

Banana Wolf.  He/she writes these little playlets and they are, like, SO funny!!

Oh and Shorty and Sparky. They’re a very liberated couple but I find their relationship very sweet and lovable.

So now, ten things about me.  Only, that would be boring. So how about ten things I’d LIKE to be able to say about me.  In the words of that person who’s going to deliver my epitaph or is it eulogy or whatever – well take it away Pagan Pastor Pratt…

And in conclusion, I’d just like to say a few words about this remarkable and yet humble woman –

  1. Rose was the perfect parent! In fact, people base whole Books on her parenting style. Dr Spock, move over.
  2. Rose met this fantastically sexy, intelligent, good-hearted and heart-warmingly faithful guy at the age of 49 and they’ve been together ever since!  Vladimir, would you like to say a few words?
  3. I’ve never met anyone quite as eerily beautiful as Rose!  Then again, I’ve lived on the top of a post in Mullumbimby for the last 50 years, so…
  4. Rose’s gifted son Mr F found the Elixir of Youth.  He gave all of it to her dogs and cat, who are now living happily ever after.
  5. Unlike most people’s noses, Rose’s grew smaller with age, and stopped growing when it was a retrousse button of stupendous cuteness.
  6. Rose does not have any superfluous hair. Except on her head.
  7. Rose was (or so I’ve been told, er, hrmmm) a simply superb lover.  Whole issues of Playboy have been devoted to praises of her blowjobs, and there are still men wandering about dazed but blissful after just one night of fevered lust with the Goddess.
  8. Rose was of course one of the world’s greatest novelists and essayists, a sort of divinely inspired combination of Emily Bronte and Truman Capote.  Her fame will never die!
  9. I never heard a mean word drop from Rose’s ruby lips.
  10. Rose just LOVED eating her fruit and vegetables.

About turnipsforbreakfast

Rose has two blogs, www.butimbeautiful.wordpress.com, and www.turnipsforbreakfast.wordpress.com. Enjoy!

13 responses »

  1. Well done and Congratulations!
    Umm….Any idea where I can get my hands on one of those Playboy back issues?
    For the articles, I mean…

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  2. Congratulations, Rose! You deserve this award simply for your fabulous “Ten Things About Me” list!

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  3. Love it Rose,

    And so true about you, I’ve seen the men wandering around with lost looks on their faces, following a single night of sexual nirvana with the sex godess of headjobiness!

    The piles of playboy back issues litter my bedroom El Gaupo, I’ll send you some later… Just have to find one which actually has articles worth reading.

    Plus Rose’s hairlessness is legendary, well apart from her magnifent wildly flowing hair of course, is only matched by the enormous quantity that sprouts unendingly from Vlad’s shirt, around the top of his chest, he always leaves the top two buttons always undone just to send her wild with lust. I’ve seen Rose tenderly running her fingers through it, as her hands then decended to Vlad’s enormous rippling muscled chest, oh god I can hear the voices of Rose’s past lover all cursing that Vlad bastard, and wondering how he trapped that vuluptuous temptress with her perfect button nose, she should be with me they all say… as they wander frustrated around lost without their Rose…

    And her books, well my Kindle overflows with them, all stolen illegally by the clever Miss M and Mr F.

    Bravo to Miss Rose but curses to Vlad…

    Capt. Savage
    (just one of Rose’s many discards)

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  4. And by the way Congrats on the Sunshine award Rose, well deserved, love the blog and love you my friend… CS

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  5. whiteladyinthehood

    Congratulations! Your writings are Very unique and witty! And I lmao about ‘Pagan Pastor Pratt’ and the 10 things were funny as hell, too!

    Reply
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  8. adreyopoetry

    thanks so much for the nomination!!! i just found out 🙂

    Reply

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