Warning: Negativity Below. Do not read if you suffer from allergies.
Sometimes, in my darker (or let’s say more argumentative/contrary moods) I want to be NEGATIVE. We all know those phrases that we tell ourselves and our best friends and the people we care for, while thinking, somewhere in our heart of hearts ‘Do I really MEAN that?’. For instance:
He just doesn’t deserve you.
Actually, you ARE very irritating, and did anyone ever tell you NOT to try to make your lips look bigger by drawing them on with lipstick?
Honesty is very important in a relationship.
Sure it is. As long as you don’t have anything too awful to say. In a relationship, you have to decide early on if you’re going to be honest, or liked. If you ARE going to get into major lying, don’t sprinkle it with occasional truth, it’ll only spoil the flavour. The best lie is a rich, full-bodied red.
There’s someone for everyone.
There’s a lot of people on the Earth, it’s true. But most of them don’t fancy you. Do you really think the Universe has carefully hidden the right mate, like an Easter Egg, under a bush somewhere for you to find?
Love will find you if you’re not looking
Maybe. But not if you’re sitting at home watching tv (unless you happen to live in a novel, in which case, relax, a handsome stranger will break down outside your house any day now).
You’ll find love again.
You MIGHT. A lot of people don’t. Romantic love is not some kind of universal human right.
I love being single.
Then why are you dating? Loving being single is about as genuine as liking dinner without dessert. Ok, sometimes we do, but come on, does anyone really WANT to live and die without sex?
You’re beautiful just the way you are.
Define beautiful. You’re just the way you are, beautiful or not.
Things happen for a reason.
Yes they do. They happen because the things before them happened. Life is not organised FOR you, to teach YOU lessons. It just is.
Are YOU negative sometimes? Can you add to this list? Or am I just being horrible?