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The first time it happened, I was sitting in my car at traffic lights, looking across into a man’s exploding face.  He had the window rolled down and he was in the middle of an expletive.

“You fucking cow you stupid motherfuckin whore why don’t you f…”

His mouth opened and shut but no sound came out.  I watched him gasp and cough desperately, hawking for words, while his female passenger gaped and scrabbled.

I knew then that I should not abuse this power of mine.

Alright, maybe just a little bit…

About turnipsforbreakfast

Rose has two blogs, www.butimbeautiful.wordpress.com, and www.turnipsforbreakfast.wordpress.com. Enjoy!

8 responses »

  1. Is this a power that can be loaned?

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  2. whiteladyinthehood

    Ha! That was a great one!

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  3. WordsFallFromMyEyes

    :), ahhh Rose!!!

    If only he could read this.

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  4. Ooooh! I want that kind of power. Love this!

    Reply

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