What is a douchebag?

Ok I admit I’m just time wasting.

What the hell is a douchebag?

Is it something for maintaining vaginal hygiene? Like, you have this bag full of douche, and you fling it at your fanny, and it dispenses all of its fragrant feminine douche all over you much to the delight of your lover who can now go to the deep south without fear of asphyxiation?

Or is it something you actually stick up yourself like a sort of slow-release tampon, so that when your boyfriend sticks his penis in, it comes out smelling of lily of the valley instead of anchovies?

Ok it’s time to google….

A douche bag is used as an aid for feminine hygiene purposes. It is usually filled with warm water and some cleansing solution.  OR, the container for a douche. A douche is a stream of water, often containing medicinal or cleansing agents, that is applied to a body part or cavity for hygienic or therapeutic purposes.

So THAT’s what a douchebag is.  Actually it sounds quite nice.  Fragrant, hygienic, sexy, totally unnecessary, and you have to have a degree in physics to use it…just like ME!